—Nothing Like Tom Baker
*Sigh* Well, after 57 attempts and listening to all sorts of “best of” clips on YouTube I have reached one inescapable conclusion; I cannot make myself sound anything like Tom Baker. Therefore I will not be recording the world’s greatest phone message. This is just one of the many regrets in my life.
After some amount of consideration I have concluded that the only rational course of action is to first, have a nice drink. I am thinking hot cocoa with gin in. Second, I will have to decide who I actually do sound like and record that. So, dearest internet friends. Who do I sound like?
This part is not in the audio clip. Does everyone else go like Yzma when listening to recordings of themselves? “Is that my voice? *cough* Is that MY voice?”