tachikomette:

tachikomette:

I had to call my mom to ask to borrow cookie sheets because I made up snickerdoodle dough before looking at the bottom of the recipe to read the words “Makes 5 dozen cookies”. Fro context: I have one cookie sheet.

And an oven that only fits one sheet at a time as I just found out.

Oops, I just realized I forgot to give her the copy of The Iron Giant I bought her.

Oh, well now you are in real trouble ‘cause it is going to eat those cookie sheets you borrowed. Iron law of comedy.

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"

I have finally written a story where the heroine, in a moment of desperate peril, on a runaway horse, can legitimately find herself thinking “It’s a math problem. If a horse traveling at twenty-six miles an hour going west is intercepted by a horse traveling at twenty-nine miles an hour going northwest, will the point where their paths cross be before or after the first horse breaks its rider’s neck?”

I can die happy now. I have achieved my ultimate victory over story problems. My life is complete.

"
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tachikomette:

My husband shaved his beard off for an interview. As much as we need him to get this job and I understand the reasoning, I still have a sad.

I sympathize. I cut off a foot of hair for an interview once.

On the other hand I do not sympathize at all because I like clean shaven guys better.

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pbstv:

The first transmission of tuberculosis to humans in the New World may have come from an unlikely source: seals.
Learn more from NOVA Next.

pbstv:

The first transmission of tuberculosis to humans in the New World may have come from an unlikely source: seals.

Learn more from NOVA Next.

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coloumbiamisfortune:

fuckmestupid:

kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

"I’m so strong"

I love him so much.

*sigh* Another thing I could not do for a friend since I am made of feathers and spun glass.

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Wow. Kamwei Fong has some Edward Gorey chops.

Wow. Kamwei Fong has some Edward Gorey chops.

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

Actually I post them to record what I wore on a day so that I can either do it again or never again.

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#selfie 


tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."by Daniel Danger24x36” five color screenprint. 2014Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

tinymediaempire:

"we can no longer protect you forever."
by Daniel Danger
24x36” five color screenprint.
2014

Thursday 8/21/14: im posting this new print on tumblr, twitter, and instagram. reblog, retweet, or instagram this image with the title and #danieldanger and i, through some very scientific means, will pick one random follower who does this from each service on monday and send them a personalized copy for free. sound good? cool. shameless? yes.

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bob-artist:

becausebirds:

What an honor.

Video here (BBC)

Well, now I have yet another thing to get from the library. (The Kakapo is doing better by the way. I looked them up and since the video was made their numbers are up by about 40%… From 90 to 126. Which is still very, very low, but you know better.)

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bunstrousfur ;
The awesome gif set you reblogged from me today (with a new look for you) is Felix, from Orphan Black.

Thanks. Orphan Black has a real fandom you and an Anon. answered the implied question. I guess I should get myself on the library hold list for Orphan Black. *checks* And now there are 27 holds for the title… (Also thanks to the Anon.)

It is going to be so sweet when the new branch opens three blocks from my house.

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Where Do We Go From Here?
Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Once More, With Feeling
PLAYED 1,211 TIMES

the curtains close
on a kiss, god knows
we can tell the end is near

Listening to music while doing homework… This came on.

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